My friend and i love to tell loads of stories, especially stories like nasa huli ang pagsisisi(in the end theres regret). These are some of the few:
A couple was in a bar drinking and talking. The guy spoke and said, "if i die what will you feel?" The girl jokingly replied (half drunk), "i would be really happy." The next day the mother of the guy called the girl telling her that her boyfriend just committed suicide. The girl cried so non stop. Suddenly someone knocked at the door. The girl opened it, only to find no one there but a peice of paper saying: "Ill do everthing just to make you happy."
A businessman was sitting in his office. He was so busy typing documents in his computer, when suddenly he felt a very heartthrobbing headache. The ache went on until he got home with her wife.He drank a pain reliever medicine and after a few minutes he fell asleep. The next day he went into a doctor for a check-up. After taking some few examinations the doctor returned with the result. The doctor said, "sir, im sorry to say but you have a brain cancer and you only have 3 more days to live." The businessman felt devastated. He went home silenly and made a special dinner for him and his wife. After eating dinner his wife went up to their room to sleep. The businessman tiptoed into the bedroom with a knife in his hand and silently killed his wife saying, "i have to, my love so we will be together when i die." When his wife died the phone rang. He answered it. The doctor was on the other line and said, " sir, sorry for the inconvinience but im glad to say that your not the one that is the brain cancer victim the files was mixed up. You are just having stress, all you need is relaxation, good evening.
There was a couple were the girl was blind and the boy wasnt. The boy asked her to marry him. The girl didnt want to because she wants to get married were he could see the aisle, the alter, the flower, her dress and everything, she want it to be as memorable. The boy agreed and said he would wait until that time. One day a doctor called the girl saying that someone was offering herN an eyes transplant. The girl was so happy and had no second thoughts in agreeing. After the surgery, the boy went to the girl's house and said, "now that you can see can i marry you now?" The girl said, "am... no youre blind! i cant marry a blind person!" The boy sadly said, "oh, its okey, just take care of my eyes then."
Thats all i can remember for now... but theres a lot more.
till next time bloggers....
